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"Facts About Guys" by "Camkusu"

 
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 5:12 am    Post subject: "Facts About Guys" by "Camkusu" Reply with quote

Found this over at: http://www.theynd.com/showthread.php?t=51279 written by an "S-Mod" chick named "Camkusu". She sounds really naive poor thing. But her list could do with some Man-novation!

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1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls.

2. Guys hate flirts.

3.When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.

4. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

5. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.

6. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

7. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.

8. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.

9. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow". ......so true.

10. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.

11. Guys love their moms.

12. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.

13. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.

14. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.

15. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.

16. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.

17. Like Eve, girls are guys weaknesses.

18. Guys are very open about themselves.

19. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let him wait that long.

20. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.

21. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.

22. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.......very true.

23. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

24. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.

25. Guys think too much.

26. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.

27. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!......very true.

28. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!

29. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.

30. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.

31. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.

32. Guys hate girls who overreact. ......sumtimes.

33. Guys love you more than you love them IF they are serious in your relationships.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 5:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm definitely going to put this on the front page tomorrow. I'll be sure to give you all the credit. Wink I'm gonna have some fun going through that list. On the ball again, thanks.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 8:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

As I read your reply, I immediately remembered these two manipulative quotes that can be applied in unequal-power situations:

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Never Outshine The Master
Always make those above you feel comfortably superior. In your desire to please or impress them, do not go too far in displaying your talents or you might accomplish the opposite - inspire fear and insecurity. Make your masters appear more brilliant than they are and you will attain the heights of power - 48 Laws of Power


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Get Others To Do The Work For You, But Always Take The Credit
Use the wisdom, knowledge and legwork of other people to further your own cause. Not only will suc assistance save you valuable time and energy, it will give you a godlike aura of efficiency and speed. In the end your helpers will be forgotten and you will be remembered. Never do yourself what others can do for you. 48 Laws of Power


My point is, this is the sort of training our members need, not to use against each other hopefully, but against the enemy! And we all know who that is lol
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